Есть короче один мужик довольно веселый,его телефонный номер на 1 цифру отличается от телефона IT компании,ему частенько звонят и он этим пользуется чтобы троллить людей.Вот один из подобных разговоров. English присутствует.
Сам разговор
Besser: Hi, what's your problem?
Сaller: My problem is I want to know whether these three numbers are local numbers ... When I set up my Internet service there were three numbers -- a main number, a secondary number and a third number in case you can't connect.
Besser: All right, do you have a pencil to write this down?
Caller: Um, yes.
Besser: [Heavy sigh] Your first number's called your main number.
Caller: Oh ... right.
Besser: All right? Your second number is called your F.C. number, favorite color number, OK?
Caller: [Obviously writing this down] Fa-vor-ite co-lor. OK. And the third?
Besser: That's called your cock ring number.
Caller: Oh. How do you spell that?
Besser: C-o-c-k.
Caller: C-o-c-k.
Besser: R-i-n-g.
Caller: R-i-n-g. OK.
Besser: That's your cock ring number.
Caller: OK, so these are all local calls?
Besser: No,no,no,no! What's your favorite color? That would be your favorite color number would be the first three letters in your favorite color; you line it up to one-two on the alphabet, because these are your codes to access the computer. you're confused! No wonder this isn't working!
Caller: No,no,no!
Besser: Sir, sir, what's your favorite color?what's your favorite color?
Caller: Green!
Besser: G-R-E. write that down; the number of alphabet A=1, B=2, etc. That's your first number. Your second number...
Caller: O...okay. But, basically...
Besser: Sir, i'm trying to let you to understand how this works.
Caller: Yeah, I know!
Besser: And the third is your cock ring number. What's the size of your cock ring, sir?
Caller: Basically, I'm connected, i'm fine and i have no problem. They said that maybe if this numbers are not in my local region...
Besser: Who're they?
Caller: It's on a computer. It says maybe possible these are not your local region and they'll be long distance toll calls. So is it toll calls or local numbers?
Besser: And i'm trying to tell you, i'm trying to give you how i'm giving you your numbers, and if you enter those numbers everything is gonna be fine and you're gonna be locally charged!
Caller: Oh! Okay! So, it's a...
Besser: So, your GRE number for green.
Caller: Okay.
Besser: And then your cock ring size, what is your cock ring size? what's your cock ring size?
Caller: I don't know!
Besser: Well, you've never measured it?
Caller: Um...what are we talking about?
Besser: We are talking about accessing your computer! What are you talking about? You called me!
Caller: Yeah, ok, ok.
Besser: What's your cock ring size?
Caller: I have no idea!
Besser: What's the size of your cock? Your balls! The ring that goes around your balls, what size is that? You've never measured that?
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